The Diary of an Ordinary Life

fenderpicker02 @ 2005-09-01T14:04:00

2005-09-01T19:04:55Z

Support love.

Funny Stuff

2005-07-26T17:12:58Z

Look Familiar... check out the rest on

http://973rivercountry.com/973-redneckscrapbook.htm

fenderpicker02 @ 2005-06-09T11:37:00

2005-06-09T16:38:56Z

(s)Napoleon Dynamite
(s)Saw
(s)White Noise
()White Oleander
(s)Anger Management
(s)50 First Dates
(s)Jason X
()Scream
()Scream 2
()Scream 3
(6)Scary Movie
()Scary Movie 2
()Scary Movie 3
(s)American Pie
(s)American Pie 2
(s)American Wedding
(s)Harry Potter
(s)Harry Potter 2
()Harry Potter 3
()Tomb Raider
(s)Resident Evil
(s)Resident Evil 2
(s)The Wedding Singer
()Little Black Book
(s)The Italian Job
(s)The Village
()Donnie Darko
(s)Lilo & Stitch
(s)Finding Nemo
(s)Finding Neverland
(s) Ghosts
(s)Signs
(s)The Grinch
(s)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
()White Chicks
()Butterfly Effect
()Thirteen going on 30
(s)I,Robot
()Dodgeball
()Universal Soldier
()Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events
()Bridget Jones Diary
()Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
()Along Came A Spider
()Deep impact(s)KingPin
()Never Been Kissed
()Meet The Parents
(s)Meet The Fockers
(s)Eight Crazy Nights
(s)A Cinderella Story
(s)The Terminal
()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
()Passport to Paris
(s)Dumb & Dumber
()Dumb & Dumberer
()Final Destination
()Final Destination 2
(s)Amityville Horror the original
(s)Halloween
(s)The Ring
(s)The Ring 2
()Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
()Practical
(s)Chicago
(s)Idle Hands
(s)Ghost Ship
(s)Hellboy
()Secret Window
(s)I Am Sam
()The Whole Nine Yards
()The Whole Ten Yards
(s)The Day After Tomorrow
(s)Child's Play
(s)Bride of Chucky
(s)Ten Things I Hate About You
()Just Married
()Gothika
(s)A Nightmare on Elm Street
(s)Sixteen Candles
(s)Bad Boys 2
(s)Joy Ride
(s)Seven
(s)Oceans Eleven
(s)Oceans Twelve
()Sin City
()Identity
()Lone Star
()Bedazzled
(s)Predator I(s)Predator II
(s)Alien V.S. Predator
(s)Independence Day
()Cujo
()A Bronx Tale
(s)Darkness Falls
()Christine
(s)ET
(s)Children of the Corn
()My Boss' Daughter
(s)Maid in Manhattan
()Frailty
()Best Bet
(s)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
()She's All That
()Calendar Girls
(s)Being John Malcovitch
()Sideways
()Finding Julia
()Maria Full of Grace
(s)Mars Attacks
(s)Without A Paddle
()Event Horizon
(s)Ever after
(s)Forrest Gump
()Big Trouble in Little China
(s)X-men
(s)X-men 2
(s)Jeepers Creepers
(s)Jeepers Creepers 2
()Catch Me If You Can
()The Others
()Freaky Friday
()Reign of Fire
(s)Cruel Intentions
()Cruel Intentions 2
()Cruel Intentions 3
(s)The Hot Chick
(s)Swimfan
(s)Miracle
(s)Old School
()Ray
(s)The Notebook
(s)K-Pax
(s)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

(s)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(s)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(s)A Walk to Remember
(s)Boogeyman
()Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind.
(s)Hitch
()Back Door Sluts 9
(s)The Fifth Element
(s)Star Wars Episode I
(s)Star wars episode II
(s)Star Wars Episode III
(s)Star Wars Episode IV
(s)Star wars episode V
(s)Star wars episode VI
()Troop Beverly Hills
()Swimming with Sharks
()Trainspotting
()People Under the Stairs
()Blue Velvet
(s)Sound of music
(s)Parent Trap
()The Burbs
()SLC Punk WOOT
(s)Meet Joe Black
()Wild girls
()Clockwork Orange
(s)The Order
(s)Spiderman
(s)Spiderman 2
()Amelie
(s)Mean Girls
(s)Shrek
(s)Shrek 2
(s)The Incredibles
(s)Collateral
(s)The Fast & The Furious
(s)2 Fast 2 Furious
()Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
()Closer
(s)The Sixth Sense
(s)Artificial Intelligence
()Love actually
()Shutter
()Ella Enchanted
(s)Princess Diaries 1()Princess Diaries 2
()The Graduate
()Constantine
()Million Dollar Baby
(s)Mallrats
()Party Monster
()Detroit Rock City
(s)The Goonies
()Y Tu Mama Tambien
()Pulp Fiction
()Wet Hot American Summer
()Crash
()Empire Records
(s)Notting Hill
(s)Pretty Woman
(s)Pirates of the Carribean
()Tank Girl
(s)The Breakfast Club
(s) Dr. Doolittle
() Mercury Rising
() Annie Hall
(s)The Life Aquatic
(s) Lost In Translation
(s) Raiders of the Lost Ark

High School Bull Shit

2005-04-20T04:53:55Z

Ever had a severe case of Deja Vue'? The past couple of weeks have been like one bad case after another. Reminding me of the days in high school where one person could ruin the lives of many... I thought i was done with that immature bullshit but here i am fucking 3 years later living it all over again. This is the main reason i want to get out of this fucking shit hole of a town and move on. You know i swore that i would never get involved in this shit again but it's like a black hole that there is no escape and you know what i am fucking sick and tired of this shit. I am done, no more me trying to fucking calm everyone down and be the nice guy on both ends. If you want to be immature and ignorant do it on ur own i am not gonna try to help you. For years i have been the guy that people turn to help them solve there problems or listen to them when they need to vent. People always want me to listen and give them advice... but when i need it there is no one fucking arounds. So here is my theory FUCK IT!!! i have spoken my peace over and over again and i am sick and tired of it. If yall want to be stupid and immature about it more power to you but do it on ur time and not around me. Cause i dont care... I am sick of trying to solve the worlds problems... when i have my own to deal with. I dont care... I Dont Care...I DONT CARE!!! I dont care who reads this... I dont care who this pisses off... I just simply dont care. People need to learn to deal with there own fucking problems and leave everyone else out of it. There your problems you deal with them.

I was bored...

2005-01-19T04:41:40Z

( ) I've Never Been Drunk
(X) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(X) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I've Never Been To Japan
(X) I've Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love
(X) I've Never Had Sex In Public
(X) I've Never Been Dumped
(X) I've Never Done Cocaine
(X) I've Never Shoplifted
(X) I've Never Been Fired
( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight *a real one that is*
(X) I've Never Had Group Intercourse
( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
(X) I've Never Been Tied Up
(X) I've Never Been Caught Masturbating
(X) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
(X) I've Never Been Arrested
( ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
(X) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
(X) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
(X ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
() I've Never Lied To A Friend
( ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(X) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(X) I've Never Been To Europe
( ) I've Never Skipped School
( ) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
( ) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
(X) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
(X) I've Never Been Married
(X) I've Never Been Divorced
(X) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(X) I've Never Posed Nude
(X) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I've Never Killed Anyone
(X) I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(X) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(X) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(X) I've Never Eaten Sushi
(X) I've Never Been Snowboarding
(X) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House
(X) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room(X) I've Never Flashed
(X) I've Never Met Anyone From Online

<>LAST PERSON WHO

x. Was on your bed: me
x. Saw you cry: um...
x. Made you cry: umm
x. You shared a drink with: Matt R.
x. You went to the movies with: Abby and Friends
x. You went to the mall with: Myself
x. Yelled at you: don’t recall
x. Sent you an email: Tony

EVER...

x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: yes
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: no
x. Been to California: no
x. Been to Hawaii: no
x. Been to Mexico: no
x. Been to China: no
x. Been to Canada: no
x. Danced naked: not that I recall
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?: no
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: nope
x. Had an imaginary friend: nope

****

x. Do you have a crush on someone: yes
x. What book are you reading now: Omega
x. Worst feeling in the world: When parents say “I am just disappointed at you” and don’t yell
x. Future son's name: Lawrence
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: sometimes
x. What's under your bed: junk
x. Favorite sport to watch: football
x. Siblings: 1
x. Location: Canton
x. College plans: WIU!!!
x. Piercings/tattoos: nope
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: girlfriend

EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: no
x. Do you drink: on occasion
x. Who is your best friend: Abby, Jason, Chris, Ryan, Matt, Cinnamon
x. what are you afraid of: things that scare me
x. What clothes do you sleep in: wouldn’t you like to know ;)
x. Where do you want to get married: Church or Outdoors
x. Who do you really hate: stupid people
x. Been in Love: yes
x. Do you drive: yes
x. Do you have a job: multiple
x. Do you like being around people: yes
x. Are you for world peace: yeah sure

STUFF

x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: who hasn’t
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did?: yes
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: kinda
x. HAVE to be funny? yes
x. Are you ...lonely right now: no
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: Dont really have one
x. Do you want to get married: yes
x. Do you want kids: yes

FAVORITE

x. Room in house: my room
x. Type(s) of music: Classic Rock and Country
x. Band(s): Too many to list
x. Month: October

IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...

x. Cried: no
x. Bought something: yes
x. Gotten sick: no
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yes
x. Met someone new: yes
x. Missed someone: yes

HAVE YOU EVER:

x. Hugged someone: yes
x. Kissed someone: yes
x. Kissed someone and meant it: yesx. Made out: yes
x. Been in love: yes
x. Been in the newspaper: yes
x. Won anything big: yes
x. Moved away: no
x. Been on a Plane: yes
x. Made out in someones bed: yes
x. Made out in the closet: no

DO U..:

x. Talk a lot: sometimes
x. Have a bestfriend that goes to your school: yes
x. Want to be famous: yes
x. Want to be rich: sometime
x. Believe in love at first sight: yes
x. Believe in after life: yes
x. Make fun of people lower than u: no that is just not right
x. Bitch people out: if they deserve it
x. Wish you were with someone right now: yes

fenderpicker02 @ 2004-11-29T12:45:00

2004-11-29T18:45:44Z

Post a memory of me in my comments.
It can be anything you want, just so long as it happened.
Then post this in your journal.
See what people remember about you.

Drama

2004-11-01T04:41:53Z

Why do things happen all at the same time, and why when these things do happen am I always the one who gets stuck in the middle of everything. I guess knowing everybody is not as good as it seems. It really sux when you are good friends with both people involved and they both want you to side with just one of them. Why does there always have to be so much drama???? I just hope it all works out in the end.

Night Yall

2 in a Day

2004-10-07T04:08:35Z

Ok now that i have a little more time to update. So yeah... i am a model now its fun. Did my first fashion show Tuesday in Peoria. I have another one next month at Northwoods Mall, (holiday show). School is going ok, getting really busy and the fact that i still work 30 hours a week plus all my time on the road I have like no free time. Definatley considering looking for apartments for next semester. Have a couple picked out just gotta see if the $$$ is going to hold up. But that also means that i wouldn't get to see Abby as much as I do now (which isn't enough as is). Yeah, so that is about it for now.

See ya'll in bout a nother 4 months lol

L.D.

Damn

2004-10-06T22:25:03Z

Yeah, so it has been a long time since i have updated this thing. But if you are anyone important who reads this you already know what i have been up to. But the most recent event in my life is that i have yet another job, this one however is a little more exciting. I am now a model. Yeah who would have thought.

Funniest Joke On Earth

2004-03-17T01:08:57Z

for future reference Squaw= mistress

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.
After the tour of a reservation, she was curious about the number of
feathers in the headdresses. She asked a brave who had only one feather in
his headdress. His reply was, "one feather, one squaw."

She asked another brave, feeling the first was only joking. This brave had
four feathers in his headdress. He replied, "four feathers, four squaws."

Still not convinced that the number of feathers indicated the number of
squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a
headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.

Ms. W: "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"

Chief: "Me Chief, me fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all."

Ms. W: "You ought to be hung!"

Chief: "Damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake."

Ms. W: "You don't have to be so hostile!"

Chief: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, fuck-em all."

Ms. W: "Oh, dear!"

Chief: "Me no fuck-em deer, assholes to high fuckers run to fast!"

fenderpicker02 @ 2004-03-16T10:39:00

2004-03-16T16:39:57Z

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? My Dad

2. What is your weapon of choice? Silence

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No

4. How about of the same sex? Um Yeah

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Parents

6. What is your pet peeve?(s). People who think they are better than everyone else

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Life is to short for grudges

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? Go Run

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6 p.m.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Angie

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I can’t work I hurt my knee

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? No they piss me off

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? ummm…..

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Never hit the snooze

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Smirnoff

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Don’t Rember

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Little bit

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? umm no

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? No comment

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 2

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? no.

4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes

5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? 0

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Barnes and Noble, Borders

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off School, and Spoil Myself

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No

6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yep

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Quite a few

PRIDE

1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Tried to respect everyone

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? “I am a nice to everyone”

3. What's the one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Raise a family

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Everyonce in a while

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Nope.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Voted

Why Not?

2004-03-16T16:17:18Z

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. How long have you known me?
3. When and how did we first meet?
4. What was your first impression?
5. Do you still think that way about me now?
6. What do you think my weakness is?
7. Do you think I'll get married?
8. What makes me happy?
9. What makes me sad?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
13. Do you think I could kill someone?
14. Describe me in one word.
15. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

Been A Long Time

2004-03-13T22:54:35Z

So yeah it has been a really long long time since i have updated so since my parents are out of town i have the whole day off and nothing to do at the moment i thought i would type a little diddy about my life as of recent. Still dating Abby, i took her and her group to Stone Country last night, fun as always. Spring Break was this week didnt do to much out of the ordinary. Worked on Mon. hung out w/ Abby on Tues. Went to Peoria w/ Tab, Doug, Amanda, and Kim on Wed. then after being home for approx. 15 min. went back to peoria and had dinner at Will's (billy's) with Amber and Amber. They are really cool chix that remind me of billy and i in high school. Later that evening we went and saw The Passion (WOW)with the Ambers, Ambers sister, Melissa, Randy, Moose, and Cyrus. Yesterday took Tab back to the airport, everyone cried, but she will be back in 2 months. Took it easy today didnt do jack shit so far. Kinda nice to be able to do that once in a while. Headin back to P-town tonight on a double date w/ Adam and Kara.

So thats my life as of now. Like always nothin much ever changes.... Unfortunately.

So I am gonna head out. I'll Talk To All You Hip Cats Later

Smick

fenderpicker02 @ 2004-03-13T16:47:00

2004-03-13T22:47:33Z

Put and X next to the ones you have never done..

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(x) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIENDS CAR
(x) I HAVE NEVdER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
( ) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
( ) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I HAVE NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED
(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
( ) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAVE MET A MOVIE STAR
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX IN A POOL.
(x) I NEVER HAVE TAKEN ECSTASY
(x) I NEVER HAVE TAKEN G
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO A CONCERT
(x) I NEVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME
(x) I NEVER HAD A "SCARE"
( ) I NEVER PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX IN OTHER PLACES THAN A BED
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO COURT
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAVE HAD SEX WITH AN OLD PERSON
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH A DEAD BODY
(x) I NEVER HAVE taken a boyfriend/girlfriend away from a friend
(x) I NEVER HAVE been skydiving
(_)I NEVER HAVE STOLEN MUSIC

A Quiz for the Guys

2004-01-18T21:58:18Z

ok here is a quiz for all the guys (or gals can take it to if they really want to) THE QUIZ

I got a 52 % on it,

What did you get?

Current Events

2004-01-16T15:44:41Z

Ok current events time, leave a comment with your response.

Michael Jackson

Guilty/ Innocent

Stupid Choices

2004-01-13T19:55:53Z

Oh my god the choices this college makes are ridiculous. I walk into my Intro to Comp. class (sleep!) and my old accounting professor walks in. This guy doesnt have the slightest idea of waht he is doing. This should be interesting! Well g2g he is attempting to start.

things that make u go hmmmm.

2004-01-09T06:24:58Z

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights
off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain
silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only
endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins?

How does a thermos know when to keep something hot, hot...and something
cold, cold?

What is the speed of dark?

Why are there braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of
earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

Real Post!!!

2003-12-29T05:26:57Z

I realize that i am not young anymore. All my friends are getting engaged and it just made me realize that we are growing up. I never thought it would happen but it did our days of eating lunch at hy-vee and hanging out at snow shack are pretty much over.

One Day

Opening my eyes
looking at the ceiling.
Hands
behind my head.

Random shapes overtaking
the space up above.

The clock dings
“7:00.”
Laughing to myself.
Thinking about little children
everywhere
racing to look under the tree.

Christmas time
was so much funner
when Santa
was real.

Remembering,
reminiscing,
those times
seem so long ago.

One time
after the 4th of July
my walls were covered
in red and green lights.

But now
the day before Christmas,
I’m barely beginning to hum
those almost overrated
Christmas songs.

I once couldn’t wait
for the day I was “grown up.”

Funny how
I’m lying here
wishing if only
just for one day
I could be a kid again.

I was bored...

2003-12-27T08:33:53Z

[name] Lawrence
[nicknames] L.D., Smick, DL
[home] canton
[eye color] black
[hair] brown
[bf/gf] gf
[school colors] red white and black
[pets] Boo

Favorites

[movie] oh so many
[cereal] fruity pebbles
[candies] don’t have a favorite
[ice cream flavor] everything but the (Ben and Jerry’s)
[pizza topping] Ham and Pineapple
[saying] Take’r easy …..
[month] August
[season] Spring
[shoes] dressy and shiny
[fast food place] Hardees
[restuarants] Ruby Tuesday
[radio station] 104.1, 96.7
[t.v. show] Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, The Shield
[chocolate or vanilla?] chocolate
[skaters or jocks?] niether
[cds or cassettes?] cds
[are you left handed or right handed?] Right
[whats your middle name?] David
[how many piercings do you have?] none
[do you read your horoscope?] yeah
[what instruments can you play?] guitar, and piano
[how many pillows do you have?] 4
[do you like to talk on the phone?] Kinda
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] no
[do you believe in aliens?] yes
[do you believe in ghosts?] yes
[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)? smile
[what do you do when you're nervous?] sweat
[whos your role model?] Don’t know
[wheres the farthest place you ever traveled?] Colorado, Florida
[where do you wanna go?] Australia
[what do you wanna be when you grow up?] Not for sure
[where do you want to live?] Denver Colorado
[who do you love?] family and a few others
------------RIGHT NOW------------

* Wearing: lounge wear

* I'm feeling: ok, and full of food
* Eating: nothin
* Drinking: Water
* Thinking about: sleep
* Listening to: nothing
* Talking to: no one
------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------

* Cried: no
* Worn a skirt: no
* Met someone new: every day
* Cleaned your room: hahahahah
* Done laundry: 2 days ago
* Driven a car: yup
------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------

* Yourself: sometimes
* Your friends: sometimes
* Santa Claus: yes
* Tooth Fairy: no
* Angels:yes
* Ghosts: yep
* UFO's: yes
------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------

* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: yeah didn’t you already ask that
Like anyone?: yeah
* Who have you known the longest of your friends: Alex Skender
* When you cried the most: No comment
What is the best feeling in the world: knowing someone means what they are saying to you
* Worst Feeling: being alone
* Who sent this to you: stole from chris

*favorites*
• [bands] we would be her for ever
[subject] Music
[food] Chinese, Greek
[color] red

*this or that*

[boxers or briefs?] depends on the occasion
[plaid or striped?] both
[scream, scream 2 or scream 3] none of the above
[ska or punk?] neither
[salt or pepper?] salt
[okay, ok, or o.k.?] ok
[bright colors or dark colors?] dark
[tic-tacs or certs?] tic-tacs (only 1 calorie)
[sunshine or rain?] rain
[rain or snow?] snow
[sun or moon?] moon
[silver or gold?] silver
[silk, cotton, or flannel sheets?] cotton
[popcorn-with or w/out butter?] with
[ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish?] Mayo
[shampoo+conditioner in one or separate?] seperate

*short answer*

[are you smart?] depends on the day
[do you like onions?] Hell Yeah
[what instruments can you play?] guitar and piano
[what words do you overuse?] true, fuck, shit
[do you like to fingerpaint?] yah
[do you sleep with socks on?] no
[are you ticklish?] YES
[are you shy?] no
[do you talk to yourself?] only person that listens
[is your house 1, 2, or 3 stories] 2
[do you have a basement or an attic?] both
[did you go to preschool?] ?
[are you a morning person?] most of the time as along as I get a shower in
[whats your purity test score?] i dunno

*hard questions*

[would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?]freeze..
[are the best things in life free?] no
[can money buy happiness?] no
[if you had to dye your hair right now, what color would you make it?] dark blonde almost brown?
[if you had to get a body piercing right now where would it be?] tragus
[if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be?] ISU Redbird
FAVORITE GIRL NAMES: uhh
FAVORITE BOY NAMES: Lawrence
FAVORITE SOUNDS: rain at night
FAVORITE SMELLS: fabric softner, my cologne
6 FAVORITE MOVIES: cant pick
ALL OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (Max 15): I’ll get back to you on that one
LUCKY NUMBERS: 20 and 4
HOW MANY SN'S DO U GOT THAT U USE: 1
WHO IS UR FAVORITE TEACHER: MaHarr

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE GRADE: 11
WHAT ARE THE 3 BEST WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF: optimistic, listener, friend

IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO: I wouldnt
1.Would you ever date someone younger than you? I am
2.Have you ever smoked weed? nope
3.Ever been drunk? No comment
4.Been in love? Yes
5.Loved someone who you knew you couldn't have? Yeah,
6.Gotten in a car accident? Yes
7.Broken a bone? yes
8.Had your heart broken? Not yet
9.When was the last time you cried? couple days ago
10.Last time you said I love you to someone: few earlier today
11.Last time you laughed: at movie
12.what age do you see yourself married at? 26
13.Describe your dream wedding: don’t have one
14.Do you eat chicken with fingers or with a fork? depends
17.Would you rather give or receive? Give
18.How many homes have you lived in total? 9
19.One pillow or two? 4
20.Do you get along with your parents? pretty much
21.Do you work? way too much
23.Do you have braces? No comment
24.Have you ever been chased by cops? Again no comment
25.Have you ever been in serious trouble? Yes
26.Why is the sky blue? Air trapped in ozone
27.Who was your first crush? Tabitha Clouse
28.When you meet a person of your preferred sex, you first notice their: Eyes
29.Are you the romantic type?: very much so
30. Do you bathe in the mornings?: yes
31. Do you bathe in the evenings?: no

32. How many times, in a week, would you say you've washed yourself?:I dunno
33. Do you flex in the mirror?: Nope
34. Do other people find you attractive?: I hope so
35. Do you find yourself attractive?: almost
36. What is your favorite quote?:
38. List 5 people you care about online right now: I am not online
39. Overall, do you love yourself?: most of the time
40. Are you more happy, than not?: no
41. Have you ever been hit before?: yes
42. Where were you hit?: all over
43. By what?: car
44. Did it hurt?: what do you think
45. Is the glass half-empty or half-full?: I need a refill
48. How often do you swear?: too often
49. How often do you swear at other people?: a lot
50. How does this make you feel?: occupied
51. Are you on some kind of medication?: yes
52. Do you think you need it?: yes
53. Right now, who/what do you feel like hugging?: no comment
54. Name 3 songs you'd listen to right now: not in the mood for music

56. What is your favorite word?: amerkin
57 What is your favorite color?: red
58. What is your least favorite noise?: microphone feedback
59. Least favorite word?: racist
60. Do you value your friends?: sure
61. Do you value your family?: yeah
62. Do you value your stuff?: yes
63. Do you self-mutilate?: no
64. Do other people mutilate you?:
65. Have you ever been beaten up before?: yes
66. Have you ever beaten anyone else up before?: yes
67. What's your favorite animal?: Duck Billed Platypus
Desert or Dessert? dessert
68. How old are you?: 19

fenderpicker02 @ 2003-12-10T19:15:00

2003-12-11T01:15:31Z

-Fallen for your best friend?: yep
-Made out w/ JUST a friend?: yeah
-Been rejected?: yup
-Been in love?: yes
-Been in lust?: yes
-Used someone?: no
-Been used?: yeah
-Cheated on someone?: nope
-Been cheated on?: not that I know of
-Been kissed?: yes
-Done something you regret?: yeah

Who was the last person...

-You touched? Mom
-You talked to?: Mom
-You hugged?: Mom
-You instant messaged?: Billy Long
-You kissed?: Abby
-You had sex with?: no premarital sex
-You yelled at?: Aarron
-You laughed with?: Collin and the Group form the Spoon.
-Who broke your heart?: don’t remember

Do you...

-Color your hair?: no,
-Have tattoos?: this summer I think
-Piercings?: no
-Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: single
-Own a webcam?: nope
-Ever get off the damn computer?: if I have class
-Sprechen sie deutsche?: nien
-Habla espanol?: si, asi asi
-Quack?: yes

Have you / do you / are you...

-Stolen anything?: no
-Smoke?: nope
-Schizophrenic?: not that we know of
-Obsessive?: don’t think so
-Compulsive?: oh yea
-Obsessive compulsive?: no-Panic?: no
-Anxiety?: yes
-Depressed?: yeah
-Suicidal?: nope
-Obsessed with hate?: nope
-Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: no
-Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?: No.
-If you could be anywhere, where would you want to be?: Some Where Warm
-Who would you be with?:my friends
-What would you be doing?: Shopping, oh yea
-What are you listening to?: Christmas Music
-Can you do anything freakish with your body?: Bend my thumb all the way around
-Chicken or fish?: both
-Is ice cream the best thing in the world?: close, but no.

Confused

2003-12-02T22:52:37Z

Confusion of the Mind

You are every bit a part of me. . .
And yet you don't even know,
You're there when I'm asleep and when I wake,
Even if you never show, for you have possession of my heart
And every chamber within.

One word can make me cry,
One word can make me smile,
One word can make me not move one inch,
One word can make me crawl a mile.

A kiss on my cheek is all I'd need
To make it through the day.
A simple glance in my direction
Makes the whole world fall away.

A love that's deep, frightening and yet divine,
A love that’s strong, that warms, that chills,
A love that if it were to be money
Would pay everyone's bills.

Everyday you make me happy,
Everyday you make me sad,
Everyday is a holiday with you,
And you're the best gift I've ever had.

I want to be with you forever,
But also, I want you to leave for just as long,
Want you to want me and nothing else,
Want your feelings to be just as strong.

My tears are for you,
My tears are for me, My tears are for the faithful love,
That you always fail to see.

Can make me sing in the morning,
Can make me cry by evening tide,
Can make me feel the most alive
Can make me feel like I've died.

My heart flutters with love
My heart pounds with envy
My heart never wants to let go
My heart wants to be free.

Can't make up my mind what I want
In our love I want to believe
Can't imagine going on this way
Can't imagine ever wanting to leave.

Realize

2003-11-21T14:24:14Z

THINK ABOUT IT
To realize
The value of a sister:
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth
to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth
to a premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to
Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus, or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.

To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal
in the Olympics.

Time waits For no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will
treasure it even more when you can share it
with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Dream To Me

2003-11-19T15:12:16Z

Dream to me
My sweet
Cover the clouds
With rain
Convince the moon
To shine down
On the silver water
Close your eyes
And listen
To the lullaby
Of love
Kiss my heart
Goodnight,
Goodnight
my love
Goodnight

fenderpicker02 @ 2003-11-19T08:50:00

2003-11-19T15:03:45Z

Three things that scare me:
1: death
2: death
3: carnies
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Ryan
2: Jason
3: Billy (Will)
Three Things I love:
1: My wardrobe
2: My Self
3: Driving Fast
Three Things I hate:
1: stupid people in power
2: Hanson
3: ignorance
Three things I don't understand:
1: Why you cant get pulled over for driving ungodly (sp) slow in town
2: WOMEN
3: people get jobs and never show up
Three things on my desk:
1: monitor
2: camera
3: books
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: listening to Chingy
2: thinking about someone
3: typing
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: get married
2: make a ton of money
3: skydive
Three things I can do:
1: be supportive
2: give advice
3: listen
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: entertaining
2: shameless
3: spontaneous
Three things I can't do:
1: hold a grudge
2: hit a girl
3: win the lotto

Pick up the nearest book and write a sentence at random from it: none near me

Do you like having your picture taken?: sure

Ever bought a CD for just one song?: who buys CD's

Do you read your horoscope?: yeah

If you could only talk to one person online, who would that be?: no comment

What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?: black

Do you find you use internet language when writing notes in real life?: yeah.

When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? "Yes"

Ever seriously questioned your sanity?: no

When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view?: depends on the dream

Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution?: no, dont make them

Who has the best taste in music out of all your friends?: Jason P.
What is your school mascot?: Knight

Do you wish your teeth were whiter?: uhh yeah

Do you laugh at your own jokes?: aren't you supposed to?

What word instantly makes you smile ?: Dingo

How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?: to many to count

What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?: George Bush

Can you limbo?: no

You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again?: The sun

Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different?: no

Name all the Teletubbies right now: How about no

Would you ever call someone a racist name?: No
Do you think Vlad is a cool name?: no

Did you know it is Dracula's first name?: Yes

What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world?: Stupidity

What is your IQ?: a number

Have you ever killed your own dinner?: Yes

Would you prefer a spork or a spoon and fork?: Spoon and Fork

Favorite of the seven dwarves?: Doc

Ever laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out of your nose?: Milk does the body good

Wasn't Josie and the Pussycats a stupid movie? Didn’t see it

Wasn't Shrek an awesome movie?: HELL YES!!

What did you think of the movie Turner and Hooch?:not bad for Tom Hanks and a dog

Have you ever dissected a frog?: yes (long story)

How long have you been living at your current residence?: 15 years